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Coming Soon!

Are you a Ninja? Do you have transportation problems? Then call us today!

Tired of your loud SUV giving away your position? Well, call NBC and get a stealth bike for thirty days absolutely free*!

No more tangling your sheath in the seatbelt. Just put it in the convenient Sword Basket mounted on the handle bars.

Order today and get free training wheels, for the little n00b in your Ninja family.



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*Actual cost: $69.99